this man next to me is on the phone and he went “are you fucking kidding me right now? are you serious?” then he got up and stood next to a cactus and went “im by my favorite cactus right now, and you’re disrespecting me like this?”
a tumblr meetup but instead of a bunch of socially-awkward Whovian teens and a mostly vacant ballpit it’s me and all my mutuals getting black out drunk with noam chomsky
people really be having 6 ½ kids and saying “fuck off were full” well better deport your kids ashleiheigheieigihh-keighteighleign and chowder
I love seeing people carrying flowers bc they look so happy and u kno they’re gonna make someone else mad happy
Not everyone who carries flowers are happy and make other people happy. What if those flowers were for a dead loved one? Not everyone who delivers them are happy.
ill just go fuck myself then
